Things I contemplated doing on the subway when I was running late, and whether I ultimately did them



Did it Decided against it
Eating cupcakes Frosting cupcakes
Applying lipstick Brushing teeth (I had this whole plan, see, where I
would stick my head in a paper bag and spit in an empty orange juice bottle
and no one would be the wiser)
Putting hair in bun Spraying hair with hairspray
Sewing button on shirt

Sewing hole on shirt I was wearing
First base Second base and onward
Learning lines Practicing lines out loud
Yoga breathing

Yoga
Breaking up with someone Why is that in the ‘did it’ column?
Putting on tights Yeah, that happened
Sleeping

Wearing pajamas
Working Working (most of the time)

This entry was posted in Lists and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.