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If Our Current Attitudes Toward Privacy Had Existed Before The Internet

By melindataub | Published: January 12, 2011
Wife: Here’s your new credit card. It just came in the mail. Husband: Great. Let me call up a stranger and read him my credit card number and PIN. Wife: Good idea. That way if you forget, he can remind you. Husband: Oh, and I’d better conference in an offshore backup stranger in Estonia. Can’t be too careful. *** Father [...]
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God twitters creation

By melindataub | Published: October 29, 2009
God: Gosh its dark in here. 7 days ago God: There thats better. 7 days ago God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up? 7 days ago God: guys? 7 days ago God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha. 7 days ago God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST 7 days ago God: BOOORREEDD with endless void [...]
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