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Things I contemplated doing on the subway when I was running late, and whether I ultimately did them

By melindataub | Published: October 26, 2009
Did it Decided against it Eating cupcakes Frosting cupcakes Applying lipstick Brushing teeth (I had this whole plan, see, where I would stick my head in a paper bag and spit in an empty orange juice bottle and no one would be the wiser) Putting hair in bun Spraying hair [...]
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Subway service changes this weekend

By melindataub | Published: October 2, 2009
New York subway service changes can be confusing. The MTA provides this simple, handy guide to help you plan your trip this weekend. The  and will run local this weekend. Because of necessary trackwork the will be running over the line. Because of necessary trackwork the will be running over the line. This [...]
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Excerpts from what seems to be a very popular travel guide to New York City

By melindataub | Published: September 14, 2009
Welcome to New York City! Or the “Big Apple,” as the locals call it. You should call it that too, a lot. New York is one of the most diverse cities in the world. Look around you. How many different kinds of ethnics can you see? Count them off. Out loud! Don’t forget to point out [...]
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