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This Year’s Crop of Christmas Specials are Kind of Out of Ideas

By melindataub | Published: November 30, 2009
- The Twilight Vampires Save Christmas - Feliz Navidad! From the US Border Patrol - CSI: North Pole - Shlomo, the Loneliest Elf - Your Least Favorite Comedian Stars in an Updated Version of A Christmas Carol - Just An Hour of Toy Commercials - Slippy, the Christmas Fed Ex Slip Directing You to Pick Up Your Package at the [...]
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God twitters creation

By melindataub | Published: October 29, 2009
God: Gosh its dark in here. 7 days ago God: There thats better. 7 days ago God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up? 7 days ago God: guys? 7 days ago God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha. 7 days ago God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST 7 days ago God: BOOORREEDD with endless void [...]
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Selected lines from Bar and Bat Mitzvah speeches from the year 2095

By melindataub | Published: October 27, 2009
Today I am a man. For my parent-designated operators have finally upgraded my hardware to include the phallo-pak 9000 just like I’ve always wanted. So maybe it would be more accurate to say that today I am an android with recently installed male genitalia. Young Jews today face many challenges. A lot of us [...]
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