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SCENE: HEAVEN, THE DAWN OF CREATION. GOD Okay, monotheistic religions. On the count of three, everybody claim what your clergy will have to give up in My name. One–two– ISLAM Pork! JUDAISM Pork! ISLAM Jinx! Buy me a coke. ZOROASTRIANISM Viability in a post-industrial world! Judaism buys Islam a coke. ISLAM Ahh. Thanks. No hard feelings, right? GOD Okay, Judaism, your clergy will give up eating the flesh of a [...]