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Backlogged Google Accounts Payable Department Finally Gets Around To Sending Out GMail Bills

By melindataub | Published: March 19, 2010
Dear Gmail Customer, First off, thanks for bearing with us. You’ve had a Gmail account since 2004, which makes you one of our longest users. You stuck with us through the years that Gmail was in beta as we worked out the kinks. We’re sending you this email to let you know how [...]
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The Blind Side = My Friend Flicka

By melindataub | Published: March 6, 2010
So the Oscars are tomorrow, and the feel-good Sandra Bullock film The Blind Side is nominated for Best Picture. This has served me to remind me of something: how weirded out I am by The Blind Side. I haven’t seen it, but every time I saw the trailer it made me uncomfortable and I couldn’t [...]
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Fighting falling attendance, National Park Service adds cats to all national monuments

By melindataub | Published: October 13, 2009
“Internet does it all the time” says NPS WASHINGTON, DC—The National Park Service announced today that it is raising revenue by augmenting all major national monuments with cats. “We had to do something,” explained Monuments Director Joshua Blumenthal. “With the economy people aren’t traveling as much, and since literally every eighth grade class in the country has [...]
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President Obama’s Healthcare Speech Was Not the First Time Congressman Joe Wilson Spoke Truth to Power

By melindataub | Published: September 10, 2009
You probably know that Obama’s healthcare address was heckled last night by Congressman Joe Wilson (R-SC). What you may not know is that Congressman Joe Wilson has a long history of telling it like it is, even if the “man” doesn’t want to hear it. For example: 1. Congressman Joe Wilson’s mother tells him there is [...]
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