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Fighting falling attendance, National Park Service adds cats to all national monuments

“Internet does it all the time” says NPS WASHINGTON, DC—The National Park Service announced today that it is raising revenue by augmenting all major national monuments with cats. “We had to do something,” explained Monuments Director Joshua Blumenthal. “With the economy people aren’t traveling as much, and since literally every eighth grade class in the country has [...]
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