A: My American Girl doll gets her own suitcase. Didn’t you read my rider?
B: “Ma’am, your checked bag was stolen and the airline isn’t responsible. You’ll just have to wear your brother’s clothes all week. Happy birthday!”
C: “Ma’am, you can’t carry on liquids. Especially that fancy conditioner that makes your hair shiny.”
D: $15 to charge [...]
Frequency with which I have checked my luggage over the years