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If Our Current Attitudes Toward Privacy Had Existed Before The Internet

By melindataub | Published: January 12, 2011
Wife: Here’s your new credit card. It just came in the mail. Husband: Great. Let me call up a stranger and read him my credit card number and PIN. Wife: Good idea. That way if you forget, he can remind you. Husband: Oh, and I’d better conference in an offshore backup stranger in Estonia. Can’t be too careful. *** Father [...]
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Backlogged Google Accounts Payable Department Finally Gets Around To Sending Out GMail Bills

By melindataub | Published: March 19, 2010
Dear Gmail Customer, First off, thanks for bearing with us. You’ve had a Gmail account since 2004, which makes you one of our longest users. You stuck with us through the years that Gmail was in beta as we worked out the kinks. We’re sending you this email to let you know how [...]
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