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God twitters creation

By melindataub | Published: October 29, 2009
God: Gosh its dark in here. 7 days ago God: There thats better. 7 days ago God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up? 7 days ago God: guys? 7 days ago God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha. 7 days ago God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST 7 days ago God: BOOORREEDD with endless void [...]
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Monotheistic religions

By melindataub | Published: August 10, 2009
SCENE: HEAVEN, THE DAWN OF CREATION. GOD Okay, monotheistic religions. On the count of three, everybody claim what your clergy will have to give up in My name. One–two– ISLAM Pork! JUDAISM Pork! ISLAM Jinx! Buy me a coke. ZOROASTRIANISM Viability in a post-industrial world! Judaism buys Islam a coke. ISLAM Ahh. Thanks. No hard feelings, right? GOD Okay, Judaism, your clergy will give up eating the flesh of a [...]
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