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Hogwarts Addresses the Childhood Obesity Epidemic

By melindataub | Published: December 14, 2009
To: All students From: Madam Pomfrey, School Nurse Parchment re: Student Health All of us on the faculty and staff at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry take seriously our commitment to our students, and we strive to make sure that only three or four of you die a year. But since Voldemort was defeated another problem has [...]
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Wedding Announcement: Miss Melinda Taub to that guy honking at her in an ‘89 Dodge pickup

By melindataub | Published: October 15, 2009
Melinda wasn’t looking for love that fateful day when she stepped out of her apartment. But love was looking for her, in the form of a 43-year-old man leaning on the horn of a truck with a muffler problem. Late to meet her friends, Melinda was hurrying down the sidewalk when suddenly she heard “Yeah, baby! [...]
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Subway service changes this weekend

By melindataub | Published: October 2, 2009
New York subway service changes can be confusing. The MTA provides this simple, handy guide to help you plan your trip this weekend. The  and will run local this weekend. Because of necessary trackwork the will be running over the line. Because of necessary trackwork the will be running over the line. This [...]
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Hollywood Petition Against Violation of Innocent Zurich Film Festival

By melindataub | Published: September 29, 2009
We, the undersigned actors, directors, and writers, from the United States and abroad, protest the callous violation of the Zurich Film Festival by the Swiss Police, who used the festival to capture fugitive convicted rapist Roman Polanski. It is unconscionable that the Swiss police should use this innocent film festival against its will to capture a [...]
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Coming next fall to CBS

By melindataub | Published: September 18, 2009
Those of you who don’t know me personally may be surprised to learn that I am neither rich nor famous. (I am, however, just as cute as you’d assume.) My current plan to rectify this is to go where the money is: television crime procedurals. CSI, NCIS, the lesser Law and Orders: these are the [...]
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