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Death Really Enjoying His Tour of the Stars’ Homes

By melindataub | Published: August 30, 2009
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Death, the Lord of Darkness and Destroyer of Worlds, is spending the summer touring the homes of his favorite celebrities. “I usually get out to Hollywood a few times a year,” the king of Hades told reporters from the top of a double decker tour bus. “And every time I come out here, it’s like, [...]
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Pioneering Hipster Doctors Open World’s First Ironic Hospital

By melindataub | Published: August 25, 2009
NEW YORK, NY – The neighborhood of Williamsburg is celebrating the opening of Douglas Ross Memorial Hospital, a new medical facility serving its community. The hospital, named for George Clooney’s character on ER, opened its doors today. “Oh yeah, it’s gonna be awesome. We’re totally going to treat people here,” said Chief of Medicine and founder James [...]
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