Some knock knock jokes.

1. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting Joe.

Interrupting Joe wh-

YOU LIE

 

2. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting Kanye.

I said, interrupting Kanye.

No, see, you can’t do this one.

What? Why not?

You already telegraphed the punchline. I know where you’re going with this. Kanye’s not a very common name.

Come on. Just see it through.

This is stupid.

You’re stupid. Do it.

FINE. “Interrupting Kanye wh-”

Taylor, I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

Sigh. Jackass. …Wait, don’t quote me on that!

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