Random Emmy thoughts

Everyone looks like they’re in a terrible mood. Neil Patrick Harris already seemed to think he was bombing the second he stepped onstage. And what’s with the death glare, Tina Fey? Does it hurt your back to push the wheelbarrow you’ll need to take home all your Emmys?

Everyone is singling out Lorne Michaels for praise. Is he dying or something?

I’m not sure there should be an award for best reality show host. But if there is, we should probably just give it to Heidi Klum forever.

Comedy nominations are over and I’m getting bored. I don’t watch reality and I don’t have cable so I haven’t seen any of the drama nominees.

I like all the Irish people winning in the miniseries awards. An otherwise dull category is livened up by pretty accents.

Is Anna Torv pregnant? Her breasts look outstanding. She’s wearing one of those dresses where you can see the whole inner lower quadrant.

There’s a chyron at the bottom teasing “In Memoriam in 11 minutes!” In case you’re waiting with bated breath for the death montage.

… on second thought, it’ll probably be extra good this year.

Aww, Steve Carell looks so sad that Ricky Gervais said he wasn’t handsome.

Cherry Jones didn’t thank her girlfriend. Did she and Sarah Paulson break up?

Oh boy! Death montage! It does have an extra frisson of awesome. It would suck if you died this year and were only medium famous. Probably there were people who normally would’ve been in it but got bumped for “TV stars” Michael Jackson and Paul Newman. But they did finish up with Walter Cronkite. Classy.

Yay 30 Rock for best comedy. That is the correct award. I also would have accepted “Anything but Family Guy”.

Mad Men. Sure. I apparently love this show. Never seen it, but many people have told me so.

The end! Someone get Neil Patrick Harris a drink and a hug.

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