This Year’s Crop of Christmas Specials are Kind of Out of Ideas

- The Twilight Vampires Save Christmas

- Feliz Navidad! From the US Border Patrol

- CSI: North Pole

- Shlomo, the Loneliest Elf

- Your Least Favorite Comedian Stars in an Updated Version of A Christmas Carol

- Just An Hour of Toy Commercials

- Slippy, the Christmas Fed Ex Slip Directing You to Pick Up Your Package at the Regional Service Center

- A Dancing Menorah or Some Such Jew Thing

- Are Muslims A Big Enough Market that We Need to Make The Kitten That Saved Eid? No? OK, Then A Rerun of A Christmas Story