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New Halloween urban legends for today’s paranoid parents

By melindataub | Published: October 28, 2009
When I was a kid my parents, like everyone else’s parents, diligently spent hours going over my Halloween candy with a magnifying glass to make sure no one had stuck a needle through my Mars bars. Every parent knew they had to do this because it was an accepted fact that hundreds of kids died [...]
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An extended scene from Return of the Jedi

By melindataub | Published: September 25, 2009
LUKE You’re wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you’ll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it… I have it… and… my sister has it. Leia stares into his eyes. What she sees there frightens her. But she doesn’t draw away. She begins to [...]
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