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Fighting falling attendance, National Park Service adds cats to all national monuments

By melindataub | Published: October 13, 2009
“Internet does it all the time” says NPS WASHINGTON, DC—The National Park Service announced today that it is raising revenue by augmenting all major national monuments with cats. “We had to do something,” explained Monuments Director Joshua Blumenthal. “With the economy people aren’t traveling as much, and since literally every eighth grade class in the country has [...]
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The New York Times has some important information to share about family-run amusement parks

By melindataub | Published: September 24, 2009
The New York Times front page would like you to know: Family-Run Amusement Parks Surviving. “Sure, that is definitely red-hot, front-page-worthy news,” you’re thinking, if you’ve forgotten that the New York Times and Family Amusement Park Quarterly are different publications. I find it a little odd. I’m not the first to point out their tendency [...]
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Death Really Enjoying His Tour of the Stars’ Homes

By melindataub | Published: August 30, 2009
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Death, the Lord of Darkness and Destroyer of Worlds, is spending the summer touring the homes of his favorite celebrities. “I usually get out to Hollywood a few times a year,” the king of Hades told reporters from the top of a double decker tour bus. “And every time I come out here, it’s like, [...]
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Pioneering Hipster Doctors Open World’s First Ironic Hospital

By melindataub | Published: August 25, 2009
NEW YORK, NY – The neighborhood of Williamsburg is celebrating the opening of Douglas Ross Memorial Hospital, a new medical facility serving its community. The hospital, named for George Clooney’s character on ER, opened its doors today. “Oh yeah, it’s gonna be awesome. We’re totally going to treat people here,” said Chief of Medicine and founder James [...]
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