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Backlogged Google Accounts Payable Department Finally Gets Around To Sending Out GMail Bills

By melindataub | Published: March 19, 2010
Dear Gmail Customer, First off, thanks for bearing with us. You’ve had a Gmail account since 2004, which makes you one of our longest users. You stuck with us through the years that Gmail was in beta as we worked out the kinks. We’re sending you this email to let you know how [...]
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By melindataub | Published: September 2, 2009
From: Fred Jameson, Director of Asian Trading, Dibley Brown Gruber To: commodities-traders@dbg.com Subject: Nikkei Directives People, as anyone knows who’s hit Bloomberg this morning, we’ve got trouble in the Japanese markets. Keep an eye on any and all trades over there today, especially high-frequency moves in grain and gold. Things are bound to be volatile since last night’s [...]
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