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New Video: Zuckerberg’s Facebook Apology
Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, is soooo sorry about Facebook’s new privacy policy. Psych. (I wrote this one! Mostly. Ed came up with a bunch of the visual gags. And it is HuffPo approved.)
I tend to only embed the vids I wrote, because they look so messed up on formatted for this blog. But you [...]
Video: Jennifer Aniston Wants Your House
Guess who has a new video with Diamonds Wow at UCB Comedy!
Please check out our other videos at UCBComedy.com. As always, this will look better there than pounded into Wordpress with a mallet.
Chrysler Failed Because of Three Guys Who Each Stole a Car a Day
I wrote this awhile ago, but never shot it. So here, website. Have a script about the implosion of Chrysler.
Exterior, Chrysler factory, day.
A whistle blows. Three guys in hard hats enter. They sit on a bench to eat lunch. Clyde takes out a newspaper.
VERN
Hey, you guys hear the penny finally dropped? Yeah, after years of [...]
American Beauty Bag Audition (new video)
Ed and the guys get the credit for the stop motion animation. I get the credit for deciding that Gristedes bags are patronizing assholes.
Please check out our other videos at UCBComedy.com. (You can see this video bigger there. I’d recommend it, actually.)
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Backlogged Google Accounts Payable Department Finally Gets Around To Sending Out GMail Bills
Dear Gmail Customer,
First off, thanks for bearing with us. You’ve had a Gmail account since 2004, which makes you one of our longest users. You stuck with us through the years that Gmail was in beta as we worked out the kinks. We’re sending you this email to let you know how [...]
Posted in epistolary comedy, fake things Tagged don't be evil, fake invoices, gmail, google, i am the best at photoshop Comments closed
The Blind Side = My Friend Flicka
So the Oscars are tomorrow, and the feel-good Sandra Bullock film The Blind Side is nominated for Best Picture. This has served me to remind me of something: how weirded out I am by The Blind Side. I haven’t seen it, but every time I saw the trailer it made me uncomfortable and I couldn’t [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged i am the best at photoshop, my friend flicka, nice white ladies, the blind side, tim mcgraw Comments closed
Sex, Drugs, and the Hard Rock Cafe
Check it: the first video I wrote for UCB Comedy group Diamonds, Wow! It is mad funny, you guys. Thanks to all the cast and crew, especially editor Zach Neumeyer, who died of a massive Photoshop overdose.
You can find all our fabulous Diamonds, Wow! hilarity at UCBComedy.com.
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Diamonds Wow!
So as my Twitter followers know, I recently joined an Upright Citizens Brigade video sketchwriting team called Diamonds Wow!. Diamonds Wow! has been hard at work these last few weeks crafting internet funnies for you and yours, and our first video just went live. Written by the hilarious Kevin Hines, I give you Stops Diarrhea, [...]
The TSA’s new rules governing the last hour of international flights foil Ahmed and Sayed the procrastinating terrorists
AHMED
The time is nigh! The Captain has turned off the Fasten Seatbelt sign and we may move about the cabin! Now, Sayed, we will retrieve our carry-on luggage from the compartment above us, take out our detonators and explode our gunpowder-filled pants, blowing these infidels to kingdom come! Death to America!
SAYED
Yes! Death to America!
AHMED
Death to [...]
New video: Loving Farms