Monthly Archives: March 2010

Chrysler Failed Because of Three Guys Who Each Stole a Car a Day

I wrote this awhile ago, but never shot it. So here, website. Have a script about the implosion of Chrysler. Exterior, Chrysler factory, day. A whistle blows. Three guys in hard hats enter. They sit on a bench to eat lunch. Clyde takes out a newspaper. VERN Hey, you guys hear the penny finally dropped? Yeah, after years of [...]
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American Beauty Bag Audition (new video)

Ed and the guys get the credit for the stop motion animation. I get the credit for deciding that Gristedes bags are patronizing assholes. Please check out our other videos at UCBComedy.com. (You can see this video bigger there. I’d recommend it, actually.)
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Backlogged Google Accounts Payable Department Finally Gets Around To Sending Out GMail Bills

Dear Gmail Customer, First off, thanks for bearing with us. You’ve had a Gmail account since 2004, which makes you one of our longest users. You stuck with us through the years that Gmail was in beta as we worked out the kinks. We’re sending you this email to let you know how [...]
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The Blind Side = My Friend Flicka

So the Oscars are tomorrow, and the feel-good Sandra Bullock film The Blind Side is nominated for Best Picture. This has served me to remind me of something: how weirded out I am by The Blind Side. I haven’t seen it, but every time I saw the trailer it made me uncomfortable and I couldn’t [...]
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Sex, Drugs, and the Hard Rock Cafe

Check it: the first video I wrote for UCB Comedy group Diamonds, Wow! It is mad funny, you guys. Thanks to all the cast and crew, especially editor Zach Neumeyer, who died of a massive Photoshop overdose. You can find all our fabulous Diamonds, Wow! hilarity at UCBComedy.com.
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