Monthly Archives: November 2009

This Year’s Crop of Christmas Specials are Kind of Out of Ideas

By melindataub | Published: November 30, 2009
- The Twilight Vampires Save Christmas - Feliz Navidad! From the US Border Patrol - CSI: North Pole - Shlomo, the Loneliest Elf - Your Least Favorite Comedian Stars in an Updated Version of A Christmas Carol - Just An Hour of Toy Commercials - Slippy, the Christmas Fed Ex Slip Directing You to Pick Up Your Package at the [...]
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Things I have googled since starting to teach myself to cook two weeks ago

By melindataub | Published: November 10, 2009
How to make scrambled eggs Should rice foam (answer: yes, especially if you didn’t rinse the dish soap out of the pot) Onion crying Reduce onion cutting pain Onion goggles How to clean mushrooms Do mushrooms always look dirty Pictures of mushrooms Water won’t boil Are chili powder and curry powder different Coconut curry Simple coconut curry Coconut curry for beginners Phone number Ollie’s Noodles
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My pitches for new teen vampire romance novels

By melindataub | Published: November 4, 2009
So because of Twilight, today’s teenage girls are obsessed with vampire novels. A lot of adults mock this trend, because before our twentieth birthdays, we lost the part of our brains that lets us sigh over a male character continually described as impossibly lithe and graceful, with topaz eyes and bronze hair, instead of picturing [...]
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